In an early (season 1, I think) episode of Parks and Recreation, Andy Dwyer (played by Chris Pratt) hears someone utter the words “eagle-eyed tiger” while describing something unrelated and immediately calls out “Eagle-Eyed Tiger, new band name, I call it!” Andy is well known for coming up with names for possible bands, and the phrase “New Band Name, I Call It!” has become a staple around me and my associates whenever something cool sounding is said.

Therefore, in this first round of #NewBandNameICallIt, I submit the following 13 band names that I heard or thought of randomly and sounded cool enough to call them.

1. Distant Gorilla
2. Rumbler
3. Finger Guns
4. Pizza Direction
5. Mouth Base
6. Bird-shirted Hustle-baby
7. Time-out Resort
8. Pancake Whale
9. Nothing Rhymes with Limerick
10. Sext Raccoon
11. Scottish Con Artist
12. Bespoke Paranoia
13. Saw'd-Off Shot Glass